Chapter 125 Singing Backwards And The Quality Of The Bird

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Were there other people present?

What happened to Hogwarts' mortgage?

Is the Gu Ling Pavilion about to break the network and face to take advantage of the fourth goblin war?

Several thoughts crossed Elena's mind, and her heart couldn't help but stop, instinctively looking at Dumbledore, who was sitting at the end of the auditorium.

I saw Dumbledore holding a silver kitchen knife and spreading butter on a piece of bread without hesitation. Judging by the old man's demeanor, he seemed to be in a good mood.

Elena calmed down a bit, released the owl in her sour hands due to her sudden effort, and picked up the magazine under the envelope.

Beneath the comic about Dumbledore, the titles of other articles in the magazine are displayed:

"The Ministry of Magic Lies: The supposed Muggle country 'Soviet Union' simply does not exist"

"Revealed: Secret Goblin Army"

"Connelly Fudge: Goblin hunter or Jin Jialong's puppet?"

...

"How come this party title has a déjà vu feeling, especially the fairy killer Fudge..."

Elena couldn't help her eyes from narrowing, slowly moving them upwards, looking at the title of the magazine that was blocked by the thick parchment envelope. If she remembered correctly, the magical world seemed to have such a strange entertainment magazine.

At the top of the magazine, there is a string of large English letters, "The Quibbler".

"...wow, it really was Luna's 'Singing Backwards', almost scaring the baby."

Elena patted her small chest and took a deep breath. She opened the magazine and quickly glanced at the table of contents to find the corresponding pages of those articles. She couldn't wait to open it.

"For decades, Albus Dumbledore has been considered the patron of the entire magical world, defeating the dark wizard Grindelwald in 1945 and leading people out of the shadow of the mysterious man ten years ago. Year after year has passed, and the Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry has produced countless outstanding wizards. Last year, in response to public calls to take up the position of Minister of Magic, Dumbledore made it clear: compared to becoming Minister of Magic, he prefers to dedicate the rest of his energy to education at Hogwarts. None of us questions this."

"However, is it really so?"

"Surprisingly, new evidence has recently emerged proving that Albus Dumbledore may not be as indifferent to fame and fortune as people think. Jude Law, who lives at 221B Baker Street, said that Dumbledore was actually in secret control of the entire Gu Linge Wizard Bank, and even controlled the leaders of many Muggle countries many years ago."

"'It's easy to understand because Dumbledore has achieved everything he wanted.' Mr. Jude Law said, 'People think the position of Minister of Magic is an enviable one. In reality, the most important position is that of the CEO of the Gullah Court Wizard Bank, and Dumbledore had conquered all the goblins by force and wisdom about twenty years ago. The supposed Gu Ling Pavilion crisis at Hogwarts was nothing more than a one-man show. From the beginning, I saw that Dumbledore didn't care about money at all because money meant nothing to him; he owned the entire Gu Ling Pavilion. His current ambitions had turned to how to overcome the 'Confidentiality Law' enacted by the International Federation of Wizards, and to involve and control those poor Muggle nations.'"

After reading the entire article in one go, Elena touched her nose a little tangled, and then randomly flipped through the contents of the following articles, feeling a strange sensation floating in her heart.

Most of the articles in the magazine are very humorous, and almost blindly edited at first glance.

For example, a witch claimed to have summoned an evil **** with countless tentacles on its head, bat wings on its back, and that could easily destroy the human world; Connelly Fudge is actually a hobbyist fairy killer in the dark baked in a pie; if you can use Animagus to transform into a frog, you can quietly deprive others...

In a sense, Mr. Xenophilius Lovegood is also a rare talent. After all, with so many strange layers of mental loopholes and strange mental repair abilities that violate all normal clues, you may never find a second person in the entire magical world.

Although due to some common sense errors and lack of important information. And his blindness to reject many correct things did not allow him to deduce the correct process. Most of the conclusions he reached were naturally wrong, and it is not surprising that most wizards consider this magazine a junk and popular publication.

However absurd everyday things may be, they cannot resist the impact of such divine prophecy.

You know? Is the comic cover image drawn by Xenophilius Lovegood this time true? Too accurate. It was completely Dumbledore who received the Gallon and U.S. dollars outside Hogwarts castle.

Otherwise, it wouldn't have scared Elena until she broke out in a cold sweat. Fortunately, the sales volume of "Singing Backwards" is already very low, and its influence is almost insignificant.

However, thinking from another angle, if certain right to speak in public opinion can be seized, "Singing Opposition" is undoubtedly the most suitable. And from the perspective of commercial value, it is like a wonderful collection of "Contrasting Singing" stories; it could be said to be a strange one in the textual entertainment field.

Even if it cannot be done in the previous life ["Share your story" - Zhihu], to have many people convinced, it can at least become a book that can occupy the top three in sales in the past 100 years outside the magical circle. "Reader's Digest" is a must-have magazine in the magical world.

However, to achieve this goal, Elena also needs to find a way to persuade or reason with the chief editor Xenophilius Lovegood, a man who is very stubborn, obstinate, peculiar, and has strict control over his daughter Luna Lovegood.

However, the issue is that there is still a whole year before Luna Lovegood arrives at Hogwarts to study. Within a short period of time, Elena may not be able to find effective channels to influence Mr. Lovegood.

"Wait, by the way, this owl..."

The little silver-haired witch sighed for a moment, and moved by compassion, she approached the small owl that had hidden in fear in Hannah's lap, and a gentle smile formed on her face.

"Come on, cutie. Your sister will support UU reading www.uukanshu.com for the next year."

There's no hostage, so it's of "animal" quality.

Furthermore, judging by the accessories on this little owl, it is evident that young Luna is a beautiful creature. By sending occasional photos, feathers, and footprints of the little owl, Mr. Xenophilius Lovegood, who does not hesitate to care for his daughter, will not adopt a negative stance and will calmly listen to her reasoning.

Additionally, Elena, who has a divine perspective, knows exactly what the temptation for the Lovegood family to resist is.

Although she doesn't know where to find the so-called "Horned Sphinx."

But as for the legendary three Deathly Hallows, she is confident in being able to deceive most wizards except for Dumbledore and Grindelwald.

"Reserve grain, don't let it escape."

Goo!

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